Saturday, August 23, 2014

Digital Jeezus presents: Best Chicago Bulls Dunks Vol. 1

 I know my last post was more on a serious note. So I figured why not lighten things up with a few clips of guys getting dunked on. At some point I will do the greatest dunks in NBA history but for right now I'd figure I'd keep it simple and just do the Chicago Bulls. Why? Cause that's my squad, that's why so lets get started.
(If you can't play these on your mobile device, I suggest you go find a desktop. These are worth watching.)

Scottie Pippen on Karl Malone
I know a lot of people try to disrespect Scottie Pippen by saying he was just Michael Jordan's side kick but plays like this prove Scottie was a star in his own right. Plus, I hated Karl Malone so why not?


Michael Jordan on Dikembe Mutombo

I think what made this great was the fact that Dikembe Mutumbo brought this on himself. You never, ever, ever, tell Michael Jordan that he's never made a highlight out of you. Because if he hasn't, it's just cause he forgot about you. But you don't remind him, stupid!

Michael Jordan on Alonzo Mourning

All I can say about this is, Damn Alonzo Mourning! How do you let Mike catch you twice in the same game?!?

Of course, any Bulls highlights wouldn't be complete without....

Tyrus Thomas on Rasual Butler

I know Tyrus Thomas turned out to be a bust for the Chicago Bulls, but dude was long and athletic as hell. Plays like this actually made me mad. Just when you were started thinking that there was absolutely no hope for dude, he would do something like this. And promptly go back to sucking for the next 30 games.

Tyrus Thomas on Jermaine O'neal

....and 30 games later. See what I mean? Dude was just frustrating.

I know some of you are like where's D. Rose. Fine. Here you go.

Derrick Rose on the Miami Heat

I know the caption says Joel Anthony. But I was watching this game. It seemed like he caught the entire Miami Heat team. Want some more Derrick Rose? Here's one of my all time favorites.

Derrick Rose on Goran Dragic

To this day I'm trying to figure out what in the hell made Dragic jump up there and try to challenge. I watched this happen live, and I knew Derrick was gonna throw the hammer down before he took off. And the Stacy King commentary in the background just makes it better.

Hmmm, how bout some more Scottie Pippen here.

Scottie Pippen on Charles Barkley
I guess this is one of those times that it helps to have a short memory, huh Chuck?

Scottie Pippen on Charles Smith

Scottie Pippen had so many great dunks, I had forgot about this one. I'm betting Charles Smith didn't.

Pip on Travis Best

This was just mean. I mean, Travis is like the height of a tall 8th grader.



Tyrus Thomas on Yao Ming
See what I mean. Dude was just frustrating! Why didn't you become a superstar? Why? (Oh yeah, poor work ethic)

Tyrus Thomas on Josh Smith

Man, F#$k you Tyrus Thomas! F*&k you. We could've had Lamarcus Aldridge.

Tyrus Thomas on Josh McRoberts


This makes me just wanna cry for dude's career. This is depressing me. More Jordan.

Michael Jordan on John Starks
How many of these did Starks catch from MJ?

And last but definitely not least, let's close with two of my all time favorite dunks ever!!!! I don't know which of em was the best, but they both involve Patrick Ewing.


Michael Jordan defecates on Patrick Ewing  

I don't really have to explain this one do I? Just watch and enjoy.

Scottie Pippen teabags Patrick Ewing
This...was just...filthy. Not only does he embarrass Ewing, he lets him know about it. And the rest of the Knicks players. And the coaching staff. And the referee. And Spike Lee.



Well that will do it for know. But Ill do another one of these later. Plus if you want me to put together a best of collection for your team, I'll except that challenge. Just leave it in the comment section.

1 comment:

  1. Damn. Great post. So, I did not grow up in Chicago. While my extended family was happily living up the best moments of Chicago Bull’s Basketball, I was living on the east coast. Whoa is me. Thanks for pointing out some great highlights into a team that I’m still getting to know.

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